Did that even make sense?

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

vileplume666:

fallout

vileplume666:

fallout

miisuhx:

THE ULTIMATE SNUGGLES

miisuhx:

THE ULTIMATE SNUGGLES

darlinghanniechan:

Breaking news: WalMart has 15 dollar cosplay

darlinghanniechan:

Breaking news: WalMart has 15 dollar cosplay

1,247,585 plays

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

thelovelylunareclipse:

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I CANT BELIEVE THIS JUST SHOWED UP ON MY DASH

I have waited so long for this.

roboclaws:

HEY I JUST MET YOU

AND THIS IS CRAZY

BUT HERE’S MY NUMBER

SO COME TAKE DOWN AN INTERNATIONAL NEONAZI TERRORIST ORGANISATION WITH ME

MAYBE?

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snekysnek:

quick warmup doodle man my hands are shaky ;~;

snekysnek:

quick warmup doodle 
man my hands are shaky ;~;

zeeewa:

art trade with kileha!!!!! 

¸.•´ ♥ ☆ ♥ `•. ˘ ▽ ˘ )

the-snowflake-owl:

Awesome cosplays by Edwin O.Y. Chávez (E-o Yaguar) 

DeviantART http://eoyaguar.deviantart.com/

Facebook of the studio that shot the pictures

I really love how E-o Yaguar pulled off the make up, and how his complexion is actually close to human Simon’s. And the girl who cosplayed Betty is really cute. 

The pictures are very well done, and so are the cosplays. Its fantastic.

cheese3d:

warm up pirate vriska! *u*

cheese3d:

warm up pirate vriska! *u*

(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

theletterwsarseflap:

my-endless-eternity:

seyiku:

Also

MY LIFE

Second to last one for me.

princess-peachie:

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Puddings of my dreams *_*